Monster who shouldn't be expected to do People Things

Monster who shouldn't be doing People Things

Monster who is still there when the lights come on

Monster who feels sorry for you. Not enough to stop, but just know that they do.

Monster who frogot

Monster who should get their coat

Monster who shouldn't gloat

Monster who should dig a moat

Monster who should buy a boat

Monster who should not have taken the taxidermy museum tour